Choose your base spice level. Every bottle in your order gets the same heat.
Safe for the father-in-law
A gentle warmth that builds slowly. Perfect for the guy who thinks ketchup is spicy but still wants to be part of the crew.
The crowd pleaser
Enough kick to earn respect without clearing the room. The Goldilocks zone of heat — just right for most mortal men.
Sweat equity required
This one bites back. For the groomsman who orders everything "Thai hot" and means it. Tears of joy guaranteed.
You've been warned
Weapons-grade heat that'll make him question every life choice. Sign the waiver. Call his mom. This is not a drill.